Avyrlie and I were in the kitchen this morning; her eating French Toast at the counter and me doing dishes. I flipped on the garbage disposal and the resulting cacophony of a battle between spinning blades and an unfortunate spoon startled Avyrlie and I.
Avyrlie: "That really scared me!"
Me: "That scared the crap out of me!"
Avyrlie: "My mom usually scares the crap out of me!"