Me: Do you love all the holidays?
Avyrlie: No. I just don't like Christmas. It's too wintery and cold and snowy.
Me: You don't like winter?
Avyrlie: I just love Spring. Do you love spring?
Avyrlie with a quivering lower lip: Why not. The sun comes out, and the flowers are everywhere.
Me: I don't like the sun. It's too warm. I don't like flowers because they raise my water bill.
Avyrlie with tears in her eyes: Tell me you are just lying.
Me: I'm not lying.
Avyrlie running from the room and sobbing: You should be lying or EVERYTHING WILL BE TERRIBLE!!!